Few days ago I worked out in the gym, and was taking common bath at the gym. they have artificial hot spring, so was soaking myself up, and relaxing... aaaaa.... such as life...
After couple of minutes, elderly lady (of course naked) came in to the common bath room, and started to unpack her toiletry in the shelf provided inside the bathroom. the shelf is in front of the hot spring, so naturally her back was turned towards the hot spring, aka me.
By chance, I happened to look her way. Thus my gaze was right on the spot of her naked bottom.
I noticed something white.
I paused, and turned to look at it again.
There was something white stuck between her bottom...
For a moment I thought it was perhaps tanpon string.
No no no, think again Nams, she is in her 60s, she's already in her menopause for sure. But then... no, it could not possibly be... but then again...
The conclusion I reached shocked me and gave me doubt. I saw the lady's bottom just once more.
It's... it's...
TOILET PAPER
The moment I realised what it was, she disappeared to the shower area. there were two elderly ladys in the hot spring with me. one of the lady said to the other, "there was something stuck wasn't it?"
So I'm not the only one who discovered the truth...
But after couple of minutes, the lady with the toiletpaper returned and decided to go in the hot spring.
I believe it's unpardonable to go inside a common bath without properly washing yourself throughly. if this was your house, fine. but this is a common bath. to make thing worse, it's the fitness gym. you exercise and sweat.
EVEN WORSE WHEN YOU HAVE TOILT PAPER STUCK BETWEEN YOUR CRACK.
so the moment she soaked in, I got out without a word.
As I was walking towards the bathroom door, by chance I looked at the bathroom tile.
The remnant of toilet paper... wet...
orz
("orz" looks like a person on its knees with it's head bowed. common in japan to express lassitude or feeling depressed lol)
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